Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

appoholic

To be addicted to buying/downloading apps for your iPhone/iPod from the iStore. This includes daily searches for new interesting apps to download.

"You have so many apps on your iPhone, dude you are such an appoholic!"

by Misterlegan February 4, 2010

Appology

1) noun.
A common misspelling of "apology", usually pointed out to the writer by assholes to make themselves appear smarter than they actually are.

2) noun
The study of electronic applications, most commonly concerning smart phones and tablets.
See: App

1) Writer: "I'd like to make an appology for my behavior last night."
Asshole: "It's spelled 'apology'."
Writer: "Go suck a dick, Ron."

2) "I can't wait to show Jenny that I'm a master of appology by hooking her up with the best iPhone apps!"

by Adventurous McAwesomeface October 31, 2012

Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

appoint

(n) the opposite of disappoint. as in, to approve.

Son, I am appoint

by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011

appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Appostrophe

The preffered weapon of many grammar nazis

Person 1: theyre running quickly
Grammar Nazi: *they're, you forgot the appostrophe

by Jusyes February 7, 2021