applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills

applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars

by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009

going to applebees

when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.

I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.

by David applebees Donahue July 1, 2011

taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.

Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!

by asian cole November 13, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

applebee

A bee in the shape of apple

Sometimes we get stripped bees, other times we get applebees

by Mr. C February 2, 2004

applebees

*pp swol*

i went to fortnite after playing on my applebees
*pp extendus*

by Half of 0 January 22, 2019

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.

The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.

by Drovik November 12, 2010