Applesauceable

often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa

1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.

2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.

1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."

2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.

by Anirora July 5, 2010

crisscross applesauce

When one sits with booty on floor, with their legs snuggly intertwined in one another

"Wow, you are sitting so crisscross applesauce right now"

by Blueberry MB January 21, 2009

applesaucing

The female version of teabagging

"I like applesaucing my friends with my dog, when they fall asleep."

by GiMarie February 14, 2013

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

applesauce

A 'code' word used to describe a sexy female to your buddy when other words such as "sexy bitch" or "fine ass" aren't appropriate at the moment due to other people, environment or the female you're talking about is within listening distance.

Standing in an ER when a fine ass nurse walks up to look at a chart-

1) make eye movement towards female
2) get attention of buddy
3) announce: "applesauceee"

bahaha >:)

by Dr. Bunghole July 7, 2011

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

alesque

noun - unknown, forgien.

verb - to be dumbfounded.

noun - the way apex thinks is alesque to bert.

verb - bert was alesque when he saw something...

by Sir Ynnad the Great December 7, 2003