Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 1, 2013

fart apocalypse

an explosion of fart made at the same time by several people, like ten to 40 people, in the same area

Newsman-a fart apocalypse happened today in Main Street of New York, New York inside a bus. Few lived, But most died of either exhaustion or the loudness. Sad day.fartexplosionflatulencebootydanger

by name mmmmmmmmmme October 29, 2010

Apocalypse

When Kim Kardashian gets a part in a movie it causes an Apocalypse.

Person: I just saw Kardashian's latest film, HOLY SHIT, Apocalypse!!! THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

by benjiji October 26, 2011

Apocalypse Baby

Apocalypse babies will be the resulting offspring off all the people who believe that the world will end in 2012 and have end of the world sex. For people who want to be with their loved one "one last time" or just a reason to get laid. And who needs protection when the world is going to end?

Or they have sex celebrating the fact that the world did not, in fact, end, and end up having babies anyways.

So this guy keeps trying to get into my pants saying that it's 'the end of the world'. Ain't no way I'm having his Apocalypse Baby!

Guy 1: Man chicks put out when they think they are going to die!
Guy 2: Careful man, your gonna have like 5 apocalypse babies!
Guy 1: Then let's hope the world actually ends, eh?

by Reedon October 1, 2010

Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005

Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.

1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.

by Captain Apocalypse August 13, 2004

Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.

Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.

by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011