antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

Antiquing

Verb - Seeking out romantic or sexual partners who are elderly, or of an age significantly older than oneself.

Jenny declined my invitation to go to the college bars tonight--she's probably antiquing at Barnes & Noble again.

by TheGoodKingBroccolli April 12, 2017

ANTIQUING

antiquing ..... sex with someone over 50

I'll apply a faux finish that's just a little distressed, and then we can go out antiquing!

by Thessalonia June 6, 2017

antiquing arms

Keeping your arms held behind your back by holding one wrist with the opposite hand. This is to avoid breaking things with your arms/hands walking through and antique store.

“I better get my antiquing arms on!”

by Ambiiii July 4, 2024

Antique

The name of the ghost club’s (domenic dunegan)third song. With a length time of 3:53

STREAM ANTIQUE BY THE GHOST CLUB

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019

Antiquing

When a younger man or woman goes out looking to meet or hook up with a senior citizen for sexual pleasure

Me and the boys went on a golf trip looking to score with an older lady, we went antiquing!

by bigneo August 18, 2020

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011