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Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
by Kermtzu October 9, 2008
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anelda

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. Cutest personality and tends to surround herself with guys. Liked by all. Loved by most.
Anelda enjoyed travelling the world. She loved England the most.
by nevaknoww November 13, 2013
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Hey Arnold

A pretty alright show that used to be broadcasted on Nickelodeon. The main character was named Arnold, a kid who wore a kilt and whose head was shaped like a football. His best friend was named Gerald. Gerald had hair much like Marge Simpson from The Simpsons. There's a girl named Helga, who is a terrible, ugly girl with a unibrow and was in love with Arnold, but treated him like shit. The series had many, weird-ass people that seemed to be pariahs from society. One guy is Pigeonman, an old-timer who had sex with birds. He was eventually carried away by his pigeons to a far-off land. There was Stoopboy, a scumbag who was afraid to leave his stoop for whatever reason. He finally had the balls to leave his stoop.

Arnold's house would be stuffed with animals that would run outside everytime he opened the door. Animals included a cat, a dog, a pig, and more. There were also many Jews in his household.
Voice: HEY ARNOLD!!

Arnold: What?

VOICE: FUCK YOU!!!
by Wasabimoto October 27, 2007
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Jason Arnold

An incredibly handsome man; or boyfriend you might say. The best person that could change your life in a majorly amazing way. Usually likes to eat hot foods. A sweetheart. Loves camping. Insightful. Caring. SEXY.
I would really like a "Jason Arnold" boy, I've heard he's amazing. :)
by Oliver7729681 May 29, 2011
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An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009
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arnoldspawn

A retarded Wizard in Black Desert Online that never use Voice Chat and just spy on people.
''This guy is such an arnoldspawn''
by HiddenIsLove October 20, 2018
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Arnold Ballmer

When you have to piss right after cumming - both of which are stored in the balls.
"Do you know where Steve went?"

"Yea, he said he had to go make an Arnold Ballmer then he'll be back."

"Ah, hope it comes out alright."
by 🅱elix June 26, 2020
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