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Anchor Essay

FREAKING ESSAY THAT CAN LOwER yoUR GRADE...
My Anchor brought my grade from an A to a B-
Anchor Essay by IRVINE ! December 8, 2003

anchor baby 

an anchor baby is when you tie a baby to a rope and throw the baby over the fence and then climb the rope.
Illegal Immigrants commonly use an anchor baby as a technological advantage against United States border patrol, escaping to the general safety of local landscaping companies.
anchor baby by lamigra2012 September 4, 2011

Anchor Baby 

A guy or woman intentionally, without the others knowledge, using pregnancy as a way to trap another in a lifelong commitment, relationship or marriage. Usually by the sabotage of birth control or the lack of pulling out knowing the other isn't on bc.
Also known as "baby trapping"
"I told him I wasn't on the pill and he didn't pull out... then whispered "anchor baby" in my ear."

"The condom broke, but I looked at the wrapper and saw that there were holes poked into it..."
Anchor Baby by Stacy Ronkowski October 15, 2017

Anchor Channel 

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.
"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."
Anchor Channel by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

Anchor Nug 

A semi large nug of bud placed at the bottom of a bowl to prevent premature snappage
"Danm this shake is gonna suck right through"

"Na dog, throw an Anchor Nug in it"
Anchor Nug by Puek February 23, 2009

anchor bae 

Someone who, by virtue of their romantic attachment, enables (or prevents) a foreign national significant other from returning home.
If they threaten to deport me, I'll just marry my anchor bae.
anchor bae by nickf4rr November 5, 2015