amazomnia

When you can’t sleep and start ordering random shit from Amazon

I had a bad case of amazomnia last night. I should be receiving 8 packages via Amazon Prime in the next couple of days. Gotta love those sleepless nights.

by First.world.probz December 11, 2017

Ambazoning

The act of using Amazon's "1-Click Ordering" button while fucked up on Ambien.

Sorry, I can't go to the bar because I'm broke as fuck from Ambazoning last night.

by togamario December 19, 2017

amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.

Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday

by Octotrader February 10, 2018

Amazonification

When Amazon changes a business dynamic, such as offering 2-day delivery, causing customer expectations to change for all other businesses.

Amazonification has come, We have to offer free 2 day shipping on our products now because that's what Amazon does!

by TheMWZmailman August 22, 2019

abaconian

A fun spirited citizen of the Commonwealth of the Bahamas, specifically from the Northwestern chain of strongly connected islands known as ABACO

The Bahamas and ABACONIAN’s are an awesome part of American history and they need a new US Ambassador soon.

by Wclaybourne March 11, 2021

Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025