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Alternative facts

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative
"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference — eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.
by Indian on Indian Road January 22, 2017
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afternoontini

Much like the drafternoon, but for the more sophisticated drinker. The much needed martini that should be poured promptly when Friday noon rolls around, because you just can't make it till 5:00.
My morning was hellish and I simply must have an afternoontini.
by MonkeyJenn February 6, 2009
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Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Used to describe someone with a big ass butt. Used mostly by males describing females.
JT: Look at you Shanise, Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass!!
by LDNQueenz July 28, 2020
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alternacaps

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!
by Duke August 9, 2003
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Alternative music

A vast music genre that can be similar to pop music, or completely different. Unlike pop music, the artists and bands have real talent. Some alternative bands are Every Avenue, MGMT, and The Naked And Famous. They may not be played on the radio but that doesn't mean they are not great.
Alternative music is a music genre for those who have no music genre.
by FuryGirl2 September 13, 2012
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Alternate Universe

A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.
Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.

Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won the elections! Wait, she could be PRESIDENT in this one!

Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was looking out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.

The US is also bankrupt in that reality.
by Vamavid November 20, 2009
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Afternoon Tea

A South Australian tradition. smoking weed between the hours of 1-4 (am or pm) and listening to afternoon tea by the kinks
"its afternoon tea time! lets rukkas the bong"
by dolar May 31, 2009
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