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Alter highschool

Name of a school known for bad sportsmanship, rich snobby kids, parents who never wanna leave highschool and the ugliest school colors known to man, piss yellow and poop brown, don't let that fool you their parents are even worse when it comes to being full of themselves
Damn did you see that kid disrespecting his parents? - must be an alter highschool kid

Why are your clothes so ugly? - this is my alter uniform
by Tbear27 May 13, 2016
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Alter Bridge

A band made up of Myles Kennedy and the members of Creed minus Scott Stapp. They still sound pretty Creed-ish, but they're getting better. At least they don't play all their songs in the key of D...
Yeah, I saw Alter Bridge's video. It sucked ass.
by BLARG man October 8, 2004
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alter marching band

by stonefur February 27, 2017
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praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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The Thirsty Alter-boy

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.
"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007
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Twitter Alter Ph

Pervert Online Community

Portal for Sex Videos , Nude Pictures & Online Prostitution
by Dr. Philip Tash November 14, 2020
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Online Alter Ego

When you change a detail about you such as your gender, age or appearance or name and pretend to be a whole new person online for whatever reason, this is not trolling. Also referred to as OAE.
Guy- "So you lied, you're not 18?"
Girl- "That was my Online Alter Ego. (OAE)
by TrollingCats March 4, 2015
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