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aspirin

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.
"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."
by Nova0 June 11, 2009
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alpina

Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).
Alpina M3 rocks.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Children's Aspirin

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."
"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"
by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007
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Alpine Skiing

These are some of the fastest athletes in the world unaided by machines. The best of the best break 90 mph. Or 95. Those who wish to criticize the awesomeness of the sport cite a lack of physical conditioning necessary among racers. Perhaps these people are more familiar with recreational skiing. Being truly competitive on the slopes requires strength as well as endurance. As well as skill. Not to mention courage the courage required to throw oneself off of an ice ledge onto a 45 degree skating rink where harassed repeatedly by hard-plastic poles.
A: I do nordic bro, I'm so fast!

B: Ever heard of alpine skiing?

A: yeah but it was too cool for me. I though it would be more fun to ski up hills than down them.
by jski13 January 13, 2012
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Alsiraat

A place like hell that charges you for pointless things
Me: they charged me for every step I took and the whole place was on fire
Friend: yeah it’s such an Alsiraat
by 6ix9ins slave July 30, 2019
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alpine punch

A Canadian past time when you shove a fist full if spruce tree needles into someones anus. Once said fist has been inserted, you release the needles and withdraw your hand.
That alpine punch made me shit needles for days.
by Gambeaners November 24, 2013
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Aspirialism

The act of aspiring to great things.
To maintain this level of materialism, I keep up my aspirialism.

Aspire Greatness
by C17H21NO4 June 19, 2015
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