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Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.
Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.
by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020
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Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
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the aloha

A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.
The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!

Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010
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Communist Aloha

Its the face that everyone makes when they get caught in the act of sex
I walked into jeff's room when he was banging Christie.They both gave me a communist aloha, then just kept going.
by YO CT! July 3, 2008
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dirty aloha

The perfect motion of hello and good bye while masturbating with the male partner penis soaks in her Anus and she does a gopher on his dick as she squirts or cums, usually recorded and broadcasted on the inter web.
When Dirty Aloha says she’s coming and her anus says goodbye to her soaking partner’s dick.
by Speed Limit 25 October 7, 2021
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Hawaiian Aloha

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."
by Officer Willia March 8, 2022
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respect and aloha

code for "contempt" or "disdain," usually used when removing egg from one's face
I have nothing but the utmost respect and aloha for black people ...
by Cliff Thatcher November 20, 2007
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