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The Jared Allen

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
Pablo: "What happened to you?"
Santiago: "I tried The Jared Allen on my girlfriend and missed...."
by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011
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Allen

Probably the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. The most amazing person in the world. Also one of the strongest people you’ll ever meet. Allen tends to keep to himself but when he opens up he’s the most outgoing guy you can meet. Don’t miss out on an Allen, they are very rare.
Get you an Allen.
by Allenj1584 January 7, 2019
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The amazingly gorgeous, funny, spiritual, talented guitarist of The Used.
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lilly allen

the female british singer equivalent of eminem. her music mostly consists of diss songs and everytime she opens her mouth, it is to offend other so she can get publicity, like eminem. and just like eminem, in a couple of years, she will be irrelevant as well.
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rick allen

rick allen the lengendary one armed drummer from the eighties glam rock band def leppard. allen lost his arm in a accident when he was driving his chevrolet corvette. allen continued to play for def leppard with an specially adapted drum kit to suit his one armed style
blood hound gang lyric: the drummer from def leppards only got one arm!!!!

rick allen only has one arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher.
by Sizzlehed August 15, 2006
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Quinn Allman

Quinn Allman is the most talented spiritual guitarist there is... his mind is deep.. his lyrics are but poetic plays on words...
by amanda May 2, 2004
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duane allman

The guitarist from the Allman Brothers Band, who was also in Derek and the Dominoes for a time. Arguably the greatest guitarist of all time, rivaled only by greats like Jimi Hendrix and David Gilmour.
Duane Allman's slide solo during Layla will make some listeners stop in their tracks.
by jimmy calender November 23, 2006
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