Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
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Get the quinn allman mug.the female british singer equivalent of eminem. her music mostly consists of diss songs and everytime she opens her mouth, it is to offend other so she can get publicity, like eminem. and just like eminem, in a couple of years, she will be irrelevant as well.
in a couple of years lilly allen will revert back to leeching off of her family's wealth but will continue to live like she is working-class because of "street cred"
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blood hound gang lyric: the drummer from def leppards only got one arm!!!!
rick allen only has one arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher.
rick allen only has one arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher.
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