Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Italian Alarm Clock

When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.

" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock

by Suggestive Burrito June 23, 2017

Strawberry Alarm Clock

One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)

guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?

guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...

guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints

guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.

by SweetBrownMushroom January 30, 2010

Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose

My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.

by Mongosan February 19, 2011