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Alan

Alan is an amazing guy. Will always care about you and protect you. He has a heart of gold. If you get the chance to meet an Alan in your life, be best buds! He resembles Sid from Ice Age and is the funniest person you know. He loves life and loves being himself and doesn't care who knows it. Good kisser has soft lips. Will not be afraid to lick you. Loves to sing his heart out.
by Scroff June 26, 2017
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Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd
by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019
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Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football
Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alanโ€™s are the best!
by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019
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Alan

Alan is my favorite teacher
by mellowhitefellow April 17, 2017
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Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough
Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him
by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016
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Alan

A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass
Hey isnt alan such a bitch
by Dayddsa August 4, 2022
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Alan

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun ๐Ÿ˜ฉ BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD ๐Ÿ˜ MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿค™ anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3
Friend: are you ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…
Alan: very
by Arianasboo November 20, 2021
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