Alan

Alan is an amazing guy. Will always care about you and protect you. He has a heart of gold. If you get the chance to meet an Alan in your life, be best buds! He resembles Sid from Ice Age and is the funniest person you know. He loves life and loves being himself and doesn't care who knows it. Good kisser has soft lips. Will not be afraid to lick you. Loves to sing his heart out.

Alan, stop smoking weed you street rat!

by Scroff June 26, 2017

Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

that guy looks like an Alan

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a February 7, 2019

Alan

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019

Alan

Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth

Alan is my favorite teacher

by mellowhitefellow April 17, 2017

Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough

Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him

by Coolkid17291 November 30, 2016

Alan

A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass

Hey isnt alan such a bitch

by Dayddsa August 4, 2022

Alan

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3

Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very

by Arianasboo November 20, 2021