PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

afterthot

Someone so irrelevant you forget they exist until they post something stupid on social media and you're reminded of how much you hate them.

Friend 1: Did you see what fucking Kelly just posted on Instagram?

Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: That girl who used to play lacrosse or volleyball or something in college. *shows pic*

Friend 2: Ohhh, her. Yeah, she's such an afterthot.

by gremling May 13, 2018

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

aftermarket

A woman's breasts that have been augmented with plastic or silicone sugery

"Bill's wife's tits are definitely aftermarket"

by joe mcduffie July 8, 2007

afterneath

Referencing a point later than another point in a file.

The part you're looking for is afterneath this one right here.

by Cortana September 29, 2004

afterneath

The hidden flavor in a beer which comes both under and after the beginning flavor.

This beer has a great afterneath flavor.

by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018