African-American

A term commonly used to refer to American blacks, who by now are no more african than any other american.

"Now they're calling us African Americans," said Bill Cosby, "We used to be black."

by Killing Kittens October 24, 2004

African Concrete

Rarely used name for "black tar"

Man u got the african concrete?
Hell ya G! Its chillin in my car right now.

by [DT] April 13, 2009

African squeak shoe

Another name for basketball for obvious reasons.

Are you going to watch African squeak shoe tonight? Miami Heat is playing . . . I don't know, some other team. I don't fucking watch basketball.

by Dr. Swango July 12, 2013

african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"

by Jake dean fist November 5, 2014

African-American

Politically correct term for black people.

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.

by Johnny Twoguns August 5, 2004

african chewing stick

This is a stick that for many years has provided oral hygiene for not only africans, but the Middle East, and Asia. Due to the antimicrobial agents in these sticks, pathogens are killed and disease is prevented. These Chewing sticks, are pencil-sized and made from the root or stem of local trees and shrubs. They are chewed on the end until they become frayed into a brush. People then clean their teeth with these frayed sticks - simultaneously removing plaque and massaging their gums.

African 1 in best accent : how will i brush my teeth today?

African2 in best accent : How about using an African chewing stick!!

by mz5star January 21, 2010

African Street Monkey

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.

Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.

by obviously not white July 28, 2013