affixin

Hillbilly for getting ready to do something, to prepare, to plan.

Were affixin to go to the store.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

affion

A very caring boy that is darkskin is very easy to make friends with but is overprotective about his girlfriend and family

Affion is so nice and handsome and is very generous.

by Affiongotfanss March 19, 2018

Affirmation

The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".

Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!

by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010

gender affirming care

A polite euphemism for the mutilation and sterilisation of people with healthy bodies but a broad range of psychological problems, many of whom are children. As advocated by useful idiots and the genuinely psychotic denizens of the entertainment industry.

Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.

Absolute loon: "Protect trans kids by giving them gender affirming care!"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"

by SalopianSnark February 10, 2023

Gang affiliated

When sex with a watermelon that confuses gamers that listen to popular rapist gang City Morgue, the bigger the watermelon the more gang affiliated they are.

Man: "excuse me mam, are you gang affiliated?"

Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

affiatati

Unspoken affection between two people in love.

As I gazed across the table to my husbands cousin, affiatati consumed my whore ass.

by Taffnarella September 1, 2006

Einon-affixa

When you want to fuck one person and do relationship like activities but you do not want to be attached. You do not mess with other people but, if you want to leave there should be no problem.

Me and Blessed are in a Einon-affixa type of relationship.

Yasmin thought her relationship was real but Mel only wanted a Einon-affixa type of relationship.

by angmin November 26, 2018