accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

by idiotperson February 28, 2017

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013

Accidental comedy

When a horror movie is so bad, it becomes funny.

Aaron: hey, have you seen Darkness Falls?

Tiffany: no, what was it like?

Aaron: it was an accidental comedy.

by Behemothjackal July 5, 2010

Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.

Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.

by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010

Accidental Anal

When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.

Accidental Anal worked like a charm with Katie last night.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017