Wank Account

The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.

"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"

by Vince Mincer June 15, 2005

accom

Accomondate
When meeting for sex of the internet (useually in the UK)
One will ask the other if they can accom
Then they will go to that persons house

George:
Im horny, can you accom

Lisa:
Yes, come over now

by Matt1991 January 30, 2008

accost the perimeter

Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.

I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!

Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!

Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.

The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.

The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.

by GerthPaul December 1, 2022

Zombly accopelips

A word made by zach herron

(Also idk how to spell correctly wich is irronic coz zach cant either)

Zach: *picks up card* who will survive the zombly accopelips

Limelights: *dying inside* yup zek thats write

by limelight/shnack/bloodylegend January 6, 2019

bot account

Usually a social media account that is NOT curated by a person but instead a computer that either scams you or gives your computer/device a virus to steal information.

“I noticed there are a lot of bot accounts on Instagram.”

by BabyFoxi June 21, 2020

Sons of Accountancy

The name of a motorcycle gang consisting entirely of middle aged, mid life crisis-torn, middle management fat men, who spend their working weeks chained to a desk answering purchase ledger queries, but have saved enough to buy a Harley Davidson, on which they ride every weekend, pretending to be an outlaw.

Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.

by b434life September 12, 2016

accio

A spell used in Harry Potter to bring a wanted object to whomever used the spell.
The object must also be something already materialized. A wizard or Witch that uses the spell cann't not summon something that does not exist.

Also, the farther away the object it, the harder it is to summon it.

Harry: Accio broom!
(broom flys over to Harry)

by sillysac September 11, 2005