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Unintended acceleration

When a bad driver accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake pedal inside a parking space, the car will usually accelerate into another object until it is stopped. In the present day, unintended acceleration is a term the offending driver likes to claim in order to avoid paying for their mistakes. Those drivers always blame the car for accelerating on its own. Even if you present them with logs and even witnesses, they will continue to believe their own lie and claim the car accelerated on its own. Companies like Audi, Toyota and Tesla have fallen into this same trap.
I had an unintended acceleration event today. My brand new car took off on its own in the parking spot. It jumped over a curb and hit a brick wall even though my foot was on the brakes. I want the manufacture to step in and investigate why it happened. I am sure the car accelerated on its own and I would like to have the repair paid by them.
by Token B March 11, 2019
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mage accelerator

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magik
A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG
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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
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acceleraphobia

Fear of the gas pedal. Characterized by erratic braking, persistent traffic obstruction and speeds of more than 5mph under the limit. Prevalent mainly in central/south Florida and Branson, Missouri. Often accompanied by acute Blinkeritis.
Rush hour traffic was especially horrendous today. Seems like half the population of Tampa has acceleraphobia.
by axisgrid December 15, 2009
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accel

A homo-sexual who likes spiny tom-cat cock rammed into his obese figure as he howls his love of Command and conquer 2 : yuri's revenge into the ever blowing winds of Goatse, his mum is also known as Tubgirl.
by Accel hater 3 May 10, 2005
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Acceleration

Yeah baby! I'm getting mad acceleration on this shit!
by Brovahkiin93 June 2, 2016
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Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist

The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.
"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"
by GingerLandWhale November 8, 2020
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