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acceleraphobia

Fear of the gas pedal. Characterized by erratic braking, persistent traffic obstruction and speeds of more than 5mph under the limit. Prevalent mainly in central/south Florida and Branson, Missouri. Often accompanied by acute Blinkeritis.

Rush hour traffic was especially horrendous today. Seems like half the population of Tampa has acceleraphobia.

by axisgrid December 15, 2009