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Aiden Jones 

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
Ooh it’s aiden Jones… run
Aiden Jones by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022
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he is an sweet and kind person. he is so easy to fall in love with. he has the prettiest brown eyes and the brightest smile that will make you day. he is such an generous person and is the best to have around. he has the cutest laugh and it will make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside. an Aden is hard to find but when you find him your life will be complete. he is really cute and HOT. he is so easy to talk to and when you start talking to him you feel the connection. i wish i could calla Aden mine
aden is HOTTTTTT
aden by *love* March 4, 2018
Aden is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He’s sometimes shy and feels insecure, but a very great listener and is very open and accepting to everyone around him. Though you may not see it, you’ll need him more than you think. He is great to talk to and hangout with and will never fail to make you laugh when you need it most. He is also highly intelligent in more than one way. Aden is the complete opposite of self centered, and always puts others before himself. Overall, if you know an Aden, become friends with him. If you’re already friends, make sure to let him know how much you care.
Aden, do you mind helping me out with this problem real quick?
Yeah, sure thing!
Thank you, you’re a life saver!
Aden by sure.raindrop April 28, 2020
Someone who is both incredibly confused but needed the boost from all the definitions of himself
This is an Aiden writing this. If you see this, you're awesome.
Aiden by Sup McWaddup October 2, 2021

Dirty Aiden 

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice
Dirty Aiden by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019
Aden is a cute, nice, friendly, and cool guy he makes you believe you are most loved. He makes your heart thump so fast every time you see him. He makes you feel so special in every type of way. When your sad he always brings you back happier!
Your such an Aden it’s amazing
Aden by Dulce❤️ June 6, 2019
The phenomena that occurs when an Aden gets rejected by at least 5 women in less than a week. Adens will then switch teams and become the gayest man alive, so gay in fact that he becomes a full out homosexual
Aden: I just got turned down by another girl
Person: SHIT HES GONNA TURN GAY ADEN ON US
Aden: Shut up before I kiss you
gay aden by penishahahaha August 1, 2020