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Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.
"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"
by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010
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The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.
Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...
by The Real Bone October 1, 2005
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Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you
Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell
by Lipanda March 17, 2018
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37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.
Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024
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Cum Assasination

When a guy unexpectedly & with no warning blows his load on a girl.
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My girl was on the computer & I hit her on her face with the funniest cum assasination but she is really pissed!
by Talented_Tongue February 13, 2022
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JFK Assasination

The JFK Assasination was the moment America went down the drain
by What’s your handle321 April 15, 2024
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vassassination

skateboarding term used to describe a gnarly maneuver with the same style and awesomeness as the vassassin himself.
"dude you totally vassassinated that kickflip down the 40 stair"

"that kickflip was pure vassassination"
by brown snake January 24, 2009
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