assnuck

Assnuck: Noun; Person living in canada that is a fool or an ass, or who makes an ass of themselves. Derived from the word Canuck.

That assnuck just stole my hockey puck, fucker.

by ANewRetrospect February 14, 2006

assnugget

when someone has repetative nugget shaped shits that sound like someone is shooting a bb gun

dude what happened today, i heard someone was shooting a bb gun in the mens stall and the cops came, they found out it was someone just haveing an assnugget

by baggee September 14, 2006

assnub

An assnub, is someone who sucks really really hard. and i mean really really hard!

its history dates back to the begining of time, or before that.

As all through time there has been assnubs.

Look at Brad, he sucks so much he is an assnub.

by Random guy you dont know December 9, 2008

assbusta

a nigga shooting someones asshole

assbusta Yeah

by chip1234rr January 28, 2017

Assnesia

Assnesia; when you get on your phone to do something important. And end up looking at porn for so long that you've forgotten what you were going to look up in the first place.

I was going to look up the firing order of my engine but I ended up looking at porn all day instead and by the time I was done I had assnesia and forgot what I was trying to find out.

by Diklikin January 12, 2019

ASSBUSTER

A word used in a yelling argument by a Major to publicly demolish someone.

WHAT IN GODS MOTHERFUKING DEVILS COURT GOD DAMN NAME DO YOU FUKING THINK YOURE DOING, SERGEANT? I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOURE DOING, ASSBUSTER. GO BUST YOUR ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE

by VibingVice January 7, 2021

asslusterous

Modified and amplified version of lacklusterous

That movie’s ending sucked. It just fizzled out. Totally asslusterous, bro.

by Lord Booblington February 19, 2021