Nerd Assault

Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.

Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."

by McFrattin Nugget July 26, 2011

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.

Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.

by neard2000 January 4, 2010

National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

by KVRX January 10, 2005

nuclear assault

a kcikass thrash band that started in 1984.

nuclear assaults best albums are surivive and game over

by john connelly May 15, 2006

Sexual Assault

Any act consisting of physical contact of a sexual nature without consent. This can include touching, groping, licking, oral sex, or sexual intercourse. Also according to many state laws any of these acts committed while one or more parties is under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or loss of consciousness can be classified as sexual assault, as these factors inhibit ones decision making ability, and therefore consent cannot be established. Sexual assault can be male on female, male on male, female on male, or female on female.

Me and Mandy were drinking at the party, we ended up having sex, and I even gave her a ride home in the morning, but now shes claiming sexual assault! The worst part is that we were drunk so it doesn't matter that she said yes! and now I'm Fucked!!!

by Moonshine1 July 20, 2010

star fox assault

The 2nd Star Fox game released for the Gamecube. People often argue that it's the worst in the series, but it returns to the mission style in Star Fox 64, unlike the previous game Star Fox Adventures. That being said, unfortunately, there's only one path through the game. For the most part, the controls suck and most of the stages aren't just purely in Arwings like Star Fox 64. But, once you get used to the controls, it can get quite fun, especially when upping the difficulty level. There are even some stages when you can jump in and out of Arwings and Landmasters freely!
Also, the multiplayer mode allows you to select whether to be in Arwings (or Wolfens when unlocked), Landmasters (tanks), or just on foot right off the bat. There's also a massive variety of game modes and weapons to choose from.
In addition, there's a lot to unlock, the dialogue isn't bad, and the music absolutely RULES (well, only on the single player stages...); a lot of it is taken from SF64 and redone. It may not be the best in the series, but it's still a solid game that some can appreciate.

Anonymous 1: Star Fox Assault sux!!! SF64 pwns its ass!
Anonymous 2: Dude, give it a chance. It's not the worst game in the world T_T

by Fireball1783 August 10, 2007