Aspie

A person diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. Sometimes considered by haters as elitist bastards.

Pokemon franchise creator Satoshi Tajiri is officially diagnosed as an Aspie.

by 1983parrothead June 29, 2011

Asprey

A certain breed of yak also known as a Churro.

that asprey over there is very large.

by Ja1k2k3k January 10, 2010

aspiringcald

An incredibly homosexual squeaker. He makes youtube videos about roblox and gta 5, but has the voice of a kid in his early days. He has also been banned from every game he has ever played on roblox, and is more toxic than a bottle of Windex.

Who was that little shit?
Oh, that was AspiringCald.

by Ge_er November 4, 2018

aspirations

aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!

by vlademir putin September 8, 2007

Asprey-ism

1. A comment that contradicts itself or makes no sense what so ever

2. A comment that is just completely stupid and makes you question whether the person is mentally retarded or not

Asprey-ism #1:
You're racist against midgets.

Asprey-ism #2:
Cows don't do math or crosswords, so why shouldn't we kill them.

by Duedeguy752 March 20, 2010

aspiratage

1. a surrealist method invented by Daniel C. Boyer in which marks are made in a carpet using a vacuum cleaner. 2. the results of this method.

He preferred to use the vacuum cleaner for aspiratage than for actually cleaning the room.

by Daniel C. Boyer June 22, 2006

Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 April 15, 2012