ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response) is a sensation where you
get tingles in the scalp from hearing something nice. Normally it's
girls slurping and whispering into the mic whilst making other weird noises like fingernail tapping and shit. However, that is not ASMR and in most cases, mildly soft
core porn. What I call ASMR is the ones by a certain spiderman impersonator, known as Spiderman ASMR. He has the absolute shittiest mic on earth and
bangs it with a metal tray being scratched by a
fork, scratches the mic with a grater, and even screams sometimes. He somehow manages to pull it off and actually cause the sensation though.
1: I like ASMR.
2: What's wrong with you, listening to audible porn?
1: No, I listen to spiderman
banging a frying pan on a
shitty mic and throwing it on floor. It's really good, try it!