armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 4, 2008

armpit cleavage

The result of wearing a tight shirt or dress that causes the fleshy area between the breast and the armpit to be pushed up and spill over the garment

She should not be wearing that tube top it gives her massive amounts of armpit cleavage

by .m. April 29, 2006

Armpit Sucker

Somebody who, over regular methods of rehydration, would prefer to gently suck the hairs from beneath the arm, leading to a smelly, but refreshing, drink!

Are you an Armpit Sucker?

by Billy No Legs April 9, 2003

Armpit sex

the act of a guy rubbing his penis in someone's armpit

guy 1: so I had armpit sex last night

Guy 2: EWWW you sicko!

by IHaveHeart February 8, 2010

armpit of the world

The state of New Jersey.

John: (entering New Jersey) What's that smell?

Friend: Welcome to the armpit of the world.

by RealDuffy August 15, 2005

armpit noodle

When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty

My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"

by Xia McSwivelFist August 6, 2015

Armpit juice

A yummy sauce that’s MEGA thiqq. It taste like if you were to blend a rotisserie chicken.

Helga: Aye yo Jim! Have you tried armpit juice?
Jim: No Helga, it’s too THIQQ for me

by Spaghettinoodles01 November 19, 2019