Arfe

Noun. A point that disproves Tiger Man's Theory

This is an Arfe

by RIP Chunnel October 2, 2022

ARF

alt emo girls trying to be funny; weird

"DW BESTIE ITS OK ILL BARK AT HIM FOR YOU, ARF ARF."

by smegsy girl January 2, 2022

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

Cool arf

A phrase to inform someone of their hot headedness

" If man are getting a bit too hot headed, they need to cool arf"

by BBGWAG June 4, 2021

grr arf arf

a saying for people being mad or frusterated

grr arf arf, give me my food

by weirdo child May 13, 2021

ARF

Addiction Research Foundation

ARF Addiction Research Foundation

by Modern Women December 24, 2025

`arf-quid

`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.

"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."

"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."

by dgrilawidbanana February 9, 2025