Ard

A FUCKING IDIOT

Bro doesn't even know his ABC's what an Ard

by TTVkylemarx01 May 14, 2022

Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020

ard

NOT ORIGINATED FROM PHILLY. But used as a slang for “alright”

p1- i’m about to run the the store
p2- ard

by madpersonfrombaltimore August 04, 2022

Ard

A way of saying tuff in UK

Oh he’s ard (oh he’s tuff)

by UrLocal6373628273 June 04, 2020

Courtney Danielle Ard

She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.

Courtney Danielle ard... damn she’s got it all!

by GarretJones February 18, 2021

Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern

"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"

by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020

Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019