ALS

Having 'After-Lunch Sex' or ALS means sex with full stomach which is very unhealthy, first because of the intense ‘physical activity’, and then for gulping energy drinks and powerbars to make up for bodily ‘resource loss’ afterwards.
Is in contrast with other healthy types of sex i.e. BLS (Before-Lunch Sex), LNS (Late Night Sex) and EBS (Early-Bird Sex).

1-
Jude: A friend of mine has challenged me to ALS on Facebook. That’s not proper. I’m married now!
Larry: He doesn’t mean after-sex lunch, you idiot!

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Had an extra large pizza the other day followed by ALS with the hot girl from work. Threw up before I could finish my Snickers!

by Silent Lake August 29, 2014

aling

Added to the end of sentences to make you sound more gangster, and emphasise what you're saying.

That's sick, alie aling!

by That Ging February 15, 2007

als

age, location, sex

Hi! What is your als?

by EuronymousMayhem June 13, 2020

Al

It is one of mongolian curse word
It means pussy

You are (pussy or al) ass nigga.
In mongolia, ydag al we

by M 'hard ass' jay April 18, 2021

Al

noun

an ugly worthless piece of human garbage.; Worst human being you will ever encounter in your life; Probably killed a lot of kids back in the day. ***

*smells really bad too, like a pile of garbage that was lit on fire and extinguished with feces. also smells like rotting flesh.

Guy 1: Hey that Al over there is the worst!
Guy 2: Ya he killed all those kids!
Guy 3: I hope he suffers.

by ruby friday October 10, 2018

AL

ASMR legends is often associated with the term al and is an iconic term in the middle east

those asmr legends are AL

by AL cheif June 10, 2019

AL

A term for a chic every guy is crushing over, ladies be careful if you here your boyfriend saying “AL” to one of his homies he probably has another chic 😘

holy shit bro is that “AL” is all over you!

by Codes for the bros April 27, 2020