Alognment

When Rose Ruland doesn’t know how to spell.

“GOT MY ALOGNMENT DONE AND NOW SOMETHING IS BROKEN AND THE NOISE ISNT SHOWING UP NOW THAT I BROUGHT IT BACK SO THEYRE GOING TO NOT DO ANYTHING IM GOING TO DIE”

by MidMile August 9, 2024

Alognment

When Rose Ruland doesn’t know how to spell :)

“GOT MY ALOGNMENT DONE AND NOW SOMETHING IS BROKEN AND THE NOISE ISNT SHOWING UP NOW THAT I BROUGHT IT BACK SO THEYRE GOING TO NOT DO ANYTHING IM GOING TO DIE”

by MidMile August 9, 2024

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 16, 2024

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016