afterburner

<noun>

1. During sexual intercourse, while assuming the missionary or doggie-style position, the male cums and simultaneously cuts a huge fart while lighting it with a match.
Good for an extra inch or two.

"After Jeremy lit an afterburner, all hell broke loose at the Chi-Alpha Homecoming orgy."

by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Aftergurn

An aftergurn is where you have taken MDMA and are experiencing uncontrollable jaw movement (gurn) even though the high from the drug has long faded.

I was so high last night, I have had an aftergurn all day!

by Fribbo March 17, 2013

afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.

Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.

by blahpers May 28, 2011

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

Line Afterbangs

sick ass freestyle skis that are extremely buttery and awesome. also pretty much indestructible, made like a skate deck.

I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!

by steezcannon13 June 27, 2012

Afterdrunk

Afterdrunk - n.: The state of having drank the night before, experienced being drunk, and then somewhere in between sleeping, drinking water, choking down a perogy and throwing up, the room starts to spin, and you feel all the sensations of originally being drunk. (Minus out that wrench in your stomach and you could actually feel good about it).

Guy #1 "I was so afterdrunk in the AM that I actually told my girlfriend I'd take her to dinner."
Guy #2 "Let's hit the bar before lunch."

by the product August 14, 2005