Abram

Yep that’s my name I feel like I’m a good person I hate homework certain people really piss me off I’m a good friend and you can trust me

Abram: yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I got here, well it all start in and emergency room in January of 2004

by abramUC January 23, 2019

Abraham

A name usually given at birth to the greatest men in history. Often the man is extremely handsome with devilish looks that could melt any girls heart. He usually has black or brown eyes that are to die for and is an incredible athlete who does not show it publicly, for the fear of being scouted and going to an awful team. He is also intelligent and outspoken, but is very shy. He is also very likely to be a man of high fashion that dresses very excellent, who should be named Best dressed male in high school.

Girl 1: Oh my god! did you see that really cute new guy. He is so hot!
Girl 2: Yeah, I think his name is Jeff.
Girl 1: No way, a guy that hot has to be named Abraham.

by AmoneyWestside October 24, 2013

Abraham

Has an indescribable rhythm, will gladly help others when needed, sometimes doesn’t like compliments, is serious and stern but also has a playful cute side them, likes to serve a higher purpose, is destined for greatness, however he chooses to be.

I love Abraham because he is such a good friend to me ☀️

Abraham, i wish u were here with me

by Señorita.Estrellita August 26, 2018

abrandon

to be completely gay about something. to have nothing in any decent way come out of what you are doing. to not succeed at anything, not even life. to be a complete douche about bros before ho's and at all times have ho's come before bros. in an abrandon nut shell..to be a nut sack about everything.

dont abrandon me right now.

wow...are you fucking abrandonin me.
unfuckinabranonbelievabe.
this is an abrandon situation no doubt.

by Brandon Boyle. facebook me. March 26, 2010

Abraham

He is usually a man with a huge penis and incredibly handsome the exact opposite to a jayden he is also able to make woman fall in love with him often having multiple lovers without realising it

Omg Abraham is so good looking and I got a pic of him naked let me just say NUT

by Uwahhhh August 9, 2019

The Abraham Lincoln

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.

It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006