Spank dandy

A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015

Dandy Sex

Having sex in front of cameras

Did you hear Marie and Ben had dandy sex in the locker room at Lab?

by I <3 Marie January 22, 2005

dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

by FM104 August 28, 2007

El Dandy

A Mexican jobber with a 33 pound hairdo.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

dandy lolly

A person who crushes up lollipops and snorts it to get a sugar rush causing them to act crazy and happy.

Yo I snorted a lot of crushed lollipops I feel like a dandy lolly.

by slowbucks December 1, 2016

Software Dandy

A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.

A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"

b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"

by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006