by aayushaayush6969 April 17, 2022

by Googleplexian April 28, 2021

Wow you're being really crankely today
Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid
Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid
by annyhasi March 4, 2017


'ere, you crank, what you doing?
by Jay June 11, 2006

An amalgamation of 'crap' and 'wank', usually to describe a rather mediocre or rushed session of masturbation.
1. I had to slip a crank before the wife got home
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
2. (typical speech from the bathroom during cranking) Don't worry love, I'll be down in a minute. Literally.
3. Boy, you keep cranking like that and it'll drop off
by axer_89 May 29, 2008

To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.
by wormstir December 9, 2008
