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abandumbfounded

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Portmanteau of “abandon” and “dumbfounded.” The embarrassing feeling when you’re speaking to someone with your back turned to them, and they walk away without warning. This leaves you obliviously talking to yourself in public for a cringeworthy amount of time.
“I was telling David in the grocery store that we needed to try a more healthy alternative to soy milk, and the next thing I knew, I was alone in the dairy section yapping to nobody! That turkey had wandered off, and I was totally abandumbfounded.
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 1, 2021
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abandonator

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A person who, as the word implies, abandons another for other pursuits.

Someone who forgets about you for a certain period of time, perhaps not texting, calling or hanging out
A cute and nice way to refer to someone who ditched you.
I can't believe you just left me sitting alone, you abandonator!
Nick is such an abandonator, he didnt call me all week!
by poshprincess April 3, 2013
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Reckless Abandon

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1. It's idiomatic English, means roughly "without care or regard for consequences".
2. Title of a Blink 182 song
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
by funfsinn14 December 21, 2008
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Abandoned In The Cart

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Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.
Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.
by SunDevil1959 December 5, 2016
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an action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.
The drunk girl threw off her clothes with abandon, as the alcohol had lowered her inhibitions.
by wish move January 2, 2006
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Abandoned

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When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.
Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!
by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014
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Abandon

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Son: hey mom, why did dad abandon us?

Mom: because he was a cheating son of a gun
by Dads milk December 1, 2019
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