to make fun of anothers appearance
by jazzy November 22, 2004

by word lady August 21, 2005

A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
by HAFSNT December 9, 2012

So when I finally got this shorty home, we were messing around.
She asked what to do next, I asked her if she wanted to get up and ride on.
She asked what to do next, I asked her if she wanted to get up and ride on.
by 4 August 21, 2005

by "Big C" June 12, 2008

"That lassies a fuckin ride"
by 977654678r March 31, 2015

by Serfbord October 28, 2021
