Drop a Care Package

(V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #2.

"Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH

by xHotdwg94x April 19, 2011

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

drop a duece

Bowel Movement; Take a shit; Poop.

Give me the keys to the bathroom, I need to drop a duece; (past tense)Don't go in there, I just dropped a nasty duece.

by J January 23, 2004

Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

drop a thrice

The act of dropping a thrice is the most complete, enlightening form of shit known to man. It has been called 'shitting your guts out', 'shitting out a lung' or other such terms, but the thrice holds a place in all our hearts. The thrice, like its close cousin, the deuce, requires more than one flush to evacuate. It is however most effective in public facilities. A thrice is usually a leg numbing experience and it can shock many first timers. The thrice is not a shit to be taken lightly. Users should be well versed in its usage before it is taken public. Thrices wait for no man. They have a tendency to interrupt fancy diners with a member of the opposite sex, said person's family, meetings with a superior, gaming sessions. A thrice can and will creep up on you at any give time. It should be made clear that a thrice needs to be at the top of one's priorities when it comes to such events. A thrice should be evacuated by no less than three flushes, however exceptions can be made. If you, yourself, require a courtesy flusha thrice has been achieved. In public, if you hear people come in and leave immediately, a thrice has been achieved. A thrice should be flushed at least once however. If not it is apt to leave behind floaters of epic, radioactive proportions. An oncoming thrice can be detected by sudden cramping of the bowls, an almost incurable urge to ninja dust, loud, possibly wet, flatulence and even prairie dogging. Once the thrice has been moved, the facility of your choice has been befouled, all that is left to clean up. A thrice-wipe should usually consist of at least two wipes per flush, making sure not to plug the toilet, as bad things happen if your throne ceases to function mid-thrice. One the final wipe make sure to 'wipe till ya bleed' or the akward post-thrice-squishiness will befall you.

"Dude, i just deuced it hardcore in your bathroom!"

"Hahahaha your funny, cuz i just dropped a thrice in your bathroom"

"Aww, fuck dude you didnt?"

"No I didnt. I wanted to drop a thrice, but I couldnt find the handle so its all festering in there."

*pukes*"aww fuckin shit dude'

by picKles was here February 24, 2007

Drop a clip

To empty out a clip of bullets in an automatic.

Man, I dropped a clip all up in his ass.

by riloman January 28, 2004

Drop a gem on 'em

1. To give the truth about a matter.
2. To tell what really happened.
3. Sharing wisdom to the clueless.
4. Taking you to school

You think I'm ignorant because of the way I dress but let me drop a gem on 'em.
I have a P.H.D. in Medical.
This is the way I choose to dress on my off days, it has nothing to do with my intelligence.

by GemsInfinite May 4, 2010