by Lairdman February 1, 2023

Super rare, nearly extinct, all of the others lost their will to live. but an extremely scary creature often found hiding in the shadows eating tea and crumpets.Sends a lot of good memes and is never on her phone when I am because of the 4 hour time difference but um. Yeah she’s a great person and she’s on tinder so hit her up
on this fine Saturday morning Camilla the cannoli snap chatted me in the day time, a rare occurrence
by mail a bitch number 2 February 26, 2018

by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.
Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.
Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.
Dude I got cannoli dick!
What tf is that?
I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
What tf is that?
I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

by anonymous November 12, 2021
