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Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

1. Also called young people young person children

This Is a Person under 15 (Legally)
2. A person under 10
3. A person under 8
4. A person under 13
5. A person under 16
6. A person under 18
7. A person under 21
8. A person who Has not started Puberty
9. A mom's or dad's baby
by 459395 March 17, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

A usless thing in the world and are just genuinely annoying
“Hey, i think i want a child
“Don’t”
by Artoonz June 4, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Child

by Mogussussy November 10, 2022
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Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now
Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."
by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008
mugGet the Childsmug.

The Child

A infant character of Yoda's currently unnamed species who is actually 50 years old whom is introduced in “The Mandalorian”. The Child also goes by Baby Yoda in the fandom despite the show taking place after Yoda's death.
Alex: My favorite Star Wars character is The Child
Brian: Don't you mean Baby Yoda?
Alex: It's not Yoda Brian. It's The Child.
by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020
mugGet the The Childmug.

Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child
Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear
by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018
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