bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

buff the bishop

Same as spank the monkey and jack off (more common in the UK)

He had to buff the bishop after his date with the cute coed prude left him unfulfilled...

by Adam Doubleyou September 12, 2006

Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Brown Bishop

When you wipe your ass and a finger pokes through the paper. From the cassock worn by bishops

Damn, I really gotta wash, I got a brown bishop.

by kintatama2 October 21, 2007

Bishops Castle

Bishops Castle, a very small ''town'' with a high concentration of loonytoons due to its isolated place in the space time continuum.

For genuine 1970's material/furniture/thought processes, a great place to visit.

Locals dont take kindly to strangers.....so dont stand still too long, or they may, in their drug addled, pot induced haze, lynch you

Bishops Castle is stuck in a timewarp.....set TARDIS to 1970 and see for yourself.

Beware single mums.....they're always on the lookout for new sperm donors!

by lovelylocalities May 21, 2011

Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"

Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.

by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 24, 2009

Stinking Bishop

A cock that secretes a profuse amount of knob cheese.

A: Dude check it out it's Stuey B!
B: What a stinking bishop

by Heli February 21, 2005