pop a 911 

take antipsychotic medication

My biggest enemy is me
Pop a 911 -Lady Gaga

pop a 911 by daveknockwin September 17, 2020

This is literally 911.

When you are playing a video game and you suddenly get attacked and it is totally unexpected. Similar to the events on 911.

2 friends where enjoying a game of Terrorist Hunt in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2 and suddenly the event's of 911 were repeated. 8 terrorists flanked the 2 friends and they were dead in seconds. This is literally 911.

This is literally 911. by Phil Chavez the Dirtybeard August 14, 2009

reno 911

Quite possibly the funniest show this year, there is never a dull moment and the cast kick ass especially Lt. Dangle and his man panties.

watch it every tuesday at 10 EST on Comedy Central or you will go to hell.

reno 911 by 1 August 3, 2005

porsche 911 

awesome car, 42 le mans wins, 45 sebring wins, plus monte carlo and dakar rally.

"My porsche 911 is so good it won more races than you can count."
"On one hand?"
"No, just more than you can count."

porsche 911 by W35M4N July 15, 2007

Reno 911

see awesometastic
its a really funny show! at least try watching it, i saw it once and i got addicted

reno 911 is almost as aweometastic as south park and family guy

Reno 911 by josh is awesometastic November 15, 2006

Rule 911 

Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.

George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback

Rule 911 by Ephestion July 6, 2011

Calling 911 

Asking a Girl Out.

He's Calling 911!

Calling 911 by LOLCATZZZZZZZHAPPYFACES March 16, 2010