Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

911-mouth

A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.

I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.

by apoxy April 28, 2012

911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 19, 2021

chicken 911

when the eggs crack but you have no windex

"Oi mum we gotta chicken 911 in the kitchen!!!"

by Anne Shurise March 13, 2018