9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.

Everyone did 9/20.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019

9 Loko

A 4 loko mixed with a 5 hour energy, making the drinker absolutely blasted for a while.

Yo, Stevie just downed a 9 Loko and ran to speedway and back in 10 minutes!

by Swagertooth Tiger October 20, 2018

9 9 9

Rapper, Juice WRLD's number that he and his team push forward in merchandise and social media. The number is supposed to be the opposite of the Devil's infamous number - 666. It contradicts the numbers bad energy to spread positive energy instead (which was what Juice was all about).

LLJW

Person 1 - Ay man, rest in peace Juice, 9 9 9.
Person 2 - Yeah, rest up. LLJW.

by IghtImmaFawkWitcha May 6, 2020

9 of hearts

Used in sports to describe a great move that makes someone else look useless.

Come from the card game 'Euchre' where if spades/clubs are selected as the trump the 9 of hearts becomes a worthless card that can't beat any other card. After the deal, when the trump is selected the dealer may give a card from his hand to another player in exchange for the trump card. If you "give them the ol' 9 of hearts" you've given them something that can't possibly win a hand, a useless card.

Tarasenko sure gave him the 'ol 9 of hearts

by CowFuMasta December 26, 2017

9:30

Another word for erection. Originated from getting boners in school everyday around 9:30. You can walk around with it down your leg to show everyone, or you can tuck it under your ass if you're ashamed of it. When your boner is limp and no longer of value to your sexy ass teacher, it is called a "9:31".

When the fly ass whore sat on my dick, I felt like it was 9:30, so she fucked my dick 'til I busted baby juice.

by Suckdickcity930 October 13, 2006

9 August

National throw your sister from the balcony

Sister: what are you doing?
Brother: its 9 august. Its national throw your sister from the balcony.
Sister: Oh, ok then

by 9-year old August 8, 2021