A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.
Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.
by Unkown15432 October 14, 2015
Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
by kristy June 30, 2003
the day savage bitches are born do not cross them they will slap the fuck outta you these people born on this day will cut you they are very quiet and keep to them selves they usually have depression and have have sad thoughts but keep them in their own mind. they are cute and very nice and can hold a convo
by nugget attack February 19, 2020
by Snail man August 02, 2021
The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.
Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
by respectkaren November 10, 2019
by I forked my mum June 02, 2019
by Zhcocozh October 03, 2019