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2nd lieutenant

A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.
Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.
by Unkown15432 December 5, 2015
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2nd base

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.
by kristy June 30, 2003
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june 2nd

the day savage bitches are born do not cross them they will slap the fuck outta you these people born on this day will cut you they are very quiet and keep to them selves they usually have depression and have have sad thoughts but keep them in their own mind. they are cute and very nice and can hold a convo
oh shes born on june 2nd? i better go hide the men
by nugget attack February 18, 2020
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April 2nd

The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.
Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
by respectkaren November 10, 2019
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August 2nd

August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse
Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!
by Snail man August 2, 2021
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June 2nd

Oh look it’s june 2nd better go shoot my shot and cuddle with my crush
by I forked my mum June 2, 2019
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October 2nd

by Zhcocozh October 3, 2019
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