October 23

A person who was born this day is known as the most entertaining person in the world. They will give you everything, you’ll thank this person and will never forget them. It’s someone who’s been with you through good and bad times, never forget that you mean something to them

Since I was born in October 23 I’m the nicest person

by Tea sisters November 5, 2019

October 23

National lick your curtains day!

Go up to a curtain and lick it!

Guy: go on, go lick the curtains, its October 23!
Other guy: ugh, fine.

by Yummy curtains October 22, 2019

October 23

National jump into a wall day. Jump into a wall because why not?

Boy 1: *jumps into a wall*
Boy 2: why did you jump into that wall
Boy 1: because it’s national jump into a wall day
October 23 jumping into a wall

by Mergmer October 23, 2019

October 23

October 23 is the national ear eating day!

Kid 1: It is October 23 today! You know what that means.
Kid 2: It is ear eating day!
Kid 1: Let us eat some ears.

by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 23, 2019

October 23

On October 23, it’s national kick a will day
Kick any person named will on this day

“Hey what day is it

“It’s October 23”

“Oh my god it’s national kick a will day “

by Crazytrain42 October 17, 2019

October 23

National stab a midget day

It's October 23! Time to stab my midget friend with my pencil!!

by Yoinkers2190 October 23, 2019

October 23

stop with this shit day

A: Hey, it's October 23!
B: Wow! That means we should stop searching for dates on Urban Dictionary!

by seriously stop October 21, 2019