October 22nd

International “give a lap dance” day.

John: can I get a lap dance?
Katie: no..?
John: but it’s October 22nd!
Katie: oh silly me, sure!

by JoeMamasCumSock October 20, 2019

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22nd July

The best people to ever exist a day where if someone is born on that day they need to be protected and well respected or else

You’re birthday is on 22nd July? So elite wow!

by okitsems March 3, 2021

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December 22nd

A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.

john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd

by ur local e-girl December 20, 2019

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November 22nd

November 22nd is national Starbucks Day ! Celebrate today with your favorite coffee or tea from Starbucks!

Person 1: When’s national Starbucks Day?
Person 2: Today! It’s November 22nd !

by That one redhead October 27, 2019

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An annual celebration day of uninterrupted marital sex. During this day, the husband and wife will enjoy wonderful, glorious, and continuous sex all day long. The couple will take off work and if they have kids, they will be sent to the grandparent's house for the day.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.

Herschel, "I can't wait for June 22nd! It's going to be the best day of the year with my wife!"

by Linds&Tori June 22, 2008

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May 22nd

The day where you will meet the man or woman of your life

On may 22nd this boy John, I vibe so much with him, we are meant for life together.

On may22nd this wonderful girl Jessica, she vibes wit me so quickly, only after talking to her for one day. I know we’ll spend the rest of our lives together

by Jamie Drans October 29, 2019

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